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Church Norris facts. Is Church Norris holy? Oh, yeah…

Church Norris never says amen at the end of his prayers, because he never stops praying.
When Church Norris tithes, he gives 110% to God.
Church Norris never sleeps; he lays prostrate before the Lord all night.
No, those aren't shoes. Church Norris has glued holy ground to his feet.
Church Norris doesn't watch the weather forecast; he tells God what it will be.
Church Norris knows Jesus Christ's middle name. It start with "H" but he can't tell you the rest, or he'd have to kill you.
Church Norris doesn't bring his Bible to class, because he has it memorized in every known language. That book he's carrying is an empty notebook, and next hour he will translate the Bible into another new language.
Church Norris evangelism: quick, clean, complete.
Church Norris wrote a worship song once. Every song written since then uses his words.
Church Norris just prayed for you by name. It worked. That's why you are happy.
Church Norris has already been through the Rapture. Twice.
Spiritual warfare? Church Norris calls it "spiritual roundhouse kick."

Whatever happened to the Spanish Inquisition? The Salem witch trials? The Crusades? Church Norris took them all out. There is no more violence in the name of Jesus because of Church Norris.
Church Norris has seen BEFORE the Beginning.
What do the pope, Billy Graham and Rick Warren have in common? They all preach from Church Norris sermon notes.
The devil prowls about like a roaring lion, trying to get away from Church Norris.

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