THINGS I DIDN'T SEE

i went to Berean Christian Store yesterday, and here are some of the things that i DIDN'T see:

I DIDN'T SEE THESE ITEMS FOR ADULTS:
Bobblehead Jesus-on-the-Cross (with a sticky base for your dashboard)

"Burning Bush" Meatloaf recipe: "It burns and yet is not consumed!"

Loaves-and-Fish Personal Finance Management Software

Stryper's 49th album: "Death (&Rez) Metal"

"I'm a Pharisee" / "I'm a Saducee" reversable necktie (buy a whole set for your church board!)

Spiritual Gift name badges

"My Word" Personal Prophecy Chinese cookies

I DIDN'T SEE THESE GAMES FOR CHILDREN:
"Depressed Elijah" Action Figure (Raven included) (Ministering Angel sold separately)

"Parting the Red Sea" Bath Set

"Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin" wall-writing permanent markers

“Rapture Bingo.” The game with the really big prize: the winner triggers the Second Coming.

"Don't Turn the Tables" money-changing game

BOOKS I DIDN'T SEE:
"Sermon on the Mound." Personal Testimony and Pitching Pointers from Orel Hershiser.

"Just Inside the Western Gate: Getting into Heaven by the Skin of Your Teeth"

"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Eschatology"

"Ten Was Not Enough: Even More Rules for the Extra-Zealous Legalist"

Have a look around, and feel free to download anything you see.